(K. Cradaddock/C. Gibson)  Who's that alley cat  Scratchin' in the trashcan?  come on get your feet off the bed  Everyone's goin' to the one-way rag.  Poppa put your shoes on  Can't dance with the blues on.  Come on get yourself in drag  Everyone's goin' to the one way rag  No two ways about it  You don' have to shout and scream about it  Ain't gonna listen to my neighbours  Gonna get in my car and step on the gas  Ain't no fastback's gonna get past me  No-to the one way rag  Feel the one way clown  Turn your face upside down  Get out of that lonesome bag  Everyone's gone to the one way rag  --------------------------------------------------