If your memories are gone   I'll bring them back with a song, Boy-ee   We'll take it one day at a time   Let me refresh your mind, yeah      Try to remember my sweater    That you stole in third grade   And each day at recess   You'd always spit in my lemonade      I vaguely remember    Daring you to walk on thin ice   Yeah, and that one time   We expelled for having head lice      Yeah, and do you remember   The time when you learned how to drive?   Yeah, that was great    I wrecked your dad's car but we still survived!      It's great now that you know   How your history goes   Now that my mind is intact   I know we really go back, yeah      Now always remember your real friends   'Cause they screw up your life   So keep this in mind when your older   And they steal your wife      Oh, I feel so much better.      Not me...