There ain't nothin' in the kitchen    But a one-legged chicken   And a hound dog, hound dog      Grandma's sicker    'Cause she's quicker on the liquor   Than a hound dog, hound dog      Ain't nothin' in the kitchen   One legged chicken    And Grandma's sicker   She's quicker on the liquor   And Pa's wearin' leather    'Cause the hookers like it better   Than eggnog, eggnog      Ma's gettin' frisky    Gettin' risky with the whisky   And a corndog, corndog      Pa's wearin' leather   'Cause the hookers like it better   Ma's gettin frisky   Risky with a whisky   Says she's movin' to the city limit   Gettin' kinda jiggy wid it   Hey yo, hey yo      Cleo is a Leo   And he's got a banjo trio   Called Clear Fog, Clear Fog      Cleo is a Leo   Got a banjo trio   Says he's movin' to the city limit   And gettin' jiggy wid it   Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo yo!