I tried to fuck a stapler last Monday night   But it snapped shut on my penis it held on fucking tight   So I went to the surgery to show them what was caught   But the nurses just laughed at me and said it's pretty short       So I slapped that nurse and I called her a whore   I don't want a fucking stapler on my penis anymore   I slapped that nurse and I called her a whore   I don't want a fucking stapler on my penis anymore       So I went to my mum and I showed her my gonads   She said oh my god you take after your dad   I hope it's just a fad       So I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist   Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice   I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist   Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice       Hope it's just a fad   Hope it's just a fad   Hope it's just a fad   Hope it's just a fad       So I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist   Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice   I slapped my mum and I called her the antichrist   Having a fucking stapler on my penis isn't very nice