A friend in need   Is a friend indeed   That’s fine    Just get the fuck away from me   He says I    Should get good marks   So I can get a shitty job   In life       Why should I listen to him   Because sheep never stopped me before   I’m thinking of dropping it all   and living a life of obscurity   at least then I wont have to listen to you       The thing about life is nobody cares   if you’re up or down here or there   if you thought I was happy when I wrote this song   you were wrong       Where’s the part gone    I’m all alone   I wonder if p.m.t can be spread to blokes   Thing about life, is you have to lighten up   What’s the point in being a dick when you only live once