Why can't I talk to him?   They tell me he's not around   Tried to get a message to him   They tell me he's not in town   He would not check out this way   Oh, it's been seven lonely days      This morning I jumped straight up   And called Missing Persons Bureau   I lost my love   Missing Persons Bureau   I lost my love      Rumours going round this town   He's been running round   Been seen with my very best friend   I can't believe it of them   I think he's been kidnapped and held back   By some crazy maniac      This morning I jumped straight up   And called Missing Persons Bureau   I lost my love   Missing Persons Bureau   I lost my love