Ladies and gentlemen please   Would you bring your attention to me?   For a feast for your eyes to see   An explosion of catastrophe      Like nothing you’ve ever seen before   Watch closely as I open this door   Your jaws will be on the floor   After this you’ll be begging for more      Welcome to the show   Please come inside   Ladies and gentlemen      Boom   Do you want it?   Boom   Do you need it?   Boom   Let me hear it   Ladies and gentlemen      Boom   Do you want it?   Boom   Do you need it?   Boom   Let me hear it   Ladies and gentlemen      Ladies and gentlemen good evening   You’ve seen that seeing is believing   Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding   Please check to see if you’re still breathing      Hold tight cause the show it not over   If you will please move in closer   Your about to be bowled over   By the wonders you’re about to behold here      Welcome to the show   Please come inside   Ladies and gentlemen      Boom   Do you want it?   Boom   Do you need it?   Boom   Let me hear it   Ladies and gentlemen (x 6)