there's a hermit crab   on my guitar   and he's singing   to me      i know that if i sing his song   i won't get far   but he's singing   to me      i'm just making this up now   there's nothing to sing about   except for my true hate   i guess that's something      i couldn't write an entire song   about what you did wrong   i don't have the heart   but if i did it would be in drop D      there's a hermit crab   on my guitar   and he's dancing   for me      i know that if i dance his dance   i won't get far   but he's dancing   for me      if you don't know why   this song is about nothing   i won't   explain      i know i said this would be   in drop D   i'm sorry   i didn't have the time at all      the time to tune down   to tune you out   to tune you out