I am a secret government agent armed with lies   About secret government things   I have secret government documents that could knock you dead   From your regular citizen lives   And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives      I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends   'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed   I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind   'Cause my secret government facts tell me   Despite what many normal citizens say   Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead      Before I became a secret agent spy   I was put on this earth with a regular life   Smiling and laughing and singing away   But I could not keep my curious mind at bay   I set out to answer a question of mine   About human heart versus rational mind   See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground   I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around   I enlisted the help of a very close friend   And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin      And we watered my heart   And we let the sun feed it vitamins   And we waited for that sprout   And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt   (My heart had become the earth)      Now I'm a secret government agent armed with a past   About regular citizen life   I can't love, I can't feel or have passion   But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart      You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again