(Shel Silverstein - Fred Koller)      Yes Mr. Rodgers, I'm livin' in sin with your daughter   No Mr. Rodgers, we don't have separate rooms   Mr. Rodgers, I guess you could use one more scotch and water   Gee Mr. Rodgers, do you have to be leavin' so soon?      No Mr. Rodgers, I ain't found work but I'm looking   I'm sure Mr. Rodgers, you must have heard times are tight   Yes Mr. Rodgers, she works and I do the cooking   No Mr. Rodgers, I won't step outside and fight.      And I hope that Mrs. Rodgers' cough gets better   Maybe she could phone sometime or write her daughter a letter   No Mr. Rodgers, but thanks a lot for the offer   If she wanted a ring I think I could buy one myself   But you see that she's pleased with the plain string of beads I got her   So you see Mr. Rodgers your daughter ain't goin' to hell.      And I hope that Mrs. Rodgers cough gets better   Maybe she could phone sometime or maybe write her daughter a letter   Yeah Mr. Rodgers, I'm a livin' in sin with your daughter   No Mr. Rodgers we don't have separate rooms   Mr. Rodgers, I guess you could use one more scotch and water   Gee Mr. Rodgers, do you have to be leavin' so soon?      Yeah Mr. Rodgers, do you have to be leavin' so soon?...