(Shel Silverstein)      Now a golden haired woman she'll take all your gold   Her eyes may be warm but her feet would be cold   And she would get fat just as soon as she's old   Stay away from a golden haired woman.      Hey, hey, stay away   She'll make you miserable all of your day   Hey, hey, stay away   Stay away from a golden haired woman.      Now a raven haired woman she'll burn with desire   Hold you and squeeze you and kiss you like fire   But once you get married then she'll be too tired   Stay away from a raven haired woman.      I said hey, hey, stay away   She'll make you miserable all of your day   Hey, hey, stay away   Stay away from a raven haired woman.      Now a red headed woman she'll scream and she'll roar   She won't make the bed and she won't sweep the floor   And she'll fool around with the fellow next door   Stay away from a red headed woman.      But a bald headed woman she'll love you each day   You can beat her and kick her but she'll always stay   'Cause she knows no one's comin' to steal her away   Hurray for a bald headed woman.      Hey, hey, that's a way   She'll make you happy the rest of your day   Hey, hey, that's a way   Hurray for a bald headed woman...