my dick is so fucking big   it's massive   and it's in my pants it's in my shorts it's in my jeans it's in my miniskirt (miniskirt?)   and that's what this track is about, it's about our dicks, so let's spill it      my dick is so big it will cut you in half   i use it to wash my back in the bath   lather, rinse, repeat, bitches know i'm packin heat   hot like tamales, it's a very tasty treat   i got an extra pocket sewn into my pants   this massive member was getting massive cramps   and it's in my pants   it's in my pants, and it's aching for you   it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo   everytime i have sex it's like a title bout   and bitch, you're about to get knocked the fuck out   10 seconds is up, and you're out for the count   my dick is like a surgeon, and it's urging for some virgin   i'm gonna fuck your crew, i'm gonna fuck the world   then i'm gonna fuck you till your pubes ain't curled.   slimfast...   i got a billion inch kelbasa   and it wants to fill you full of salsa   why don't you take a taste of my baby's arm   better be careful, i've got a tooth alarm   and this shit's going off   ring ding a dee ring ding ding   you better be good, because i could   tear you apart with my 9 wood   no, i'm not talkin bout golf. i'm talkin about my dick   and how motherfucking big it is   it's like a golf club, longwise.   this shit is full of size.   it's in my pants, and it's aching for you   it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo   bitches wanna know how heavy p got his name   so i just spit this little rhyme.   my dick is so large, i leave it on an ocean barge   my dick is like a surgeon, so precise   you don't want to entice my erection,   it's like perfection   it reminds whales of a doctor dissection (what the fuck?!)   i'll spit a wad so big, it'll fill a pit that anyone can dig   let's do a dance, they can see my motherfucking dick in france   and it's right in my pants   it's in my pants, and it's aching for you   it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo   just jokin, they can see it in china   my dick is so big that it won't fit in a vagina   it's got a huge fucking mass, only rivalled by my brother slim fast   to keep it erect i need a cast   my dick is so big it's bigger than a cow   my dick is so big we're in it right now   the bitches want my load, it's ready to explode   i'll blow it on you, and your tummy   and i'm gonna laugh, bitch. that shit's funny.   now the bitches know he, who they call heavy p   now they know not to fuck with me   unless they want to get split in half by my big fucking penis   it's in my pants, and it's aching for you   it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo   it's in my pants, and it's aching for you   it's in my pants, bitch, i ain't talkin bout poo   let me tell you a story... it's not really a story, it's a tale   tell all your friends about our dicks   so that we can get a lot more sexual experience   (not that we need anymore, because our dicks are so big that we have sex all the time, even though we don't know it)   like in the bath, and in the shower, and in the hottub, and in the pool. lots of places in water, especially, because we like to have sex in water