So you say you're a dancer   Are you busy again tonight?   Should I hire a secretary    To schedule you into my life?   Have you thought about me   Since the last time we met?   Suffering from paranoia   Can't tell if you're really legit      I don't want to   Celebrate yet 'cause   Clearly you're not mine   It would take a    Train wreck to stop me   I'm dying, babe, I'm dying   And why, oh why, did it have to be me?   Don't play with my heart, it's too fragile and week   And stranger, stranger, you're wearing me down   Paint a picture of love without bounds   A picture of us in the clouds   And I tried to be funny, charming, clever, and smart   I just want you to love me but I'm falling apart   It's harder and harder each day that goes by   I feel farther and farther behind   Farther and farther behind      And they say that the people are crying for blood   Let my enemies fight it out   And they say that this girl's not looking for love   Well, I think I can figure out      Buying all sorts presents   For the birthday I don't know exists   The F.B.I. has got evidence   Still nobody knows when it is   These ivories are making my thumbs bleed   I play them for days at a time   Turning my thoughts into melodies   And making my melodies rhyme      I don't want to   Celebrate yet 'cause   Clearly you're not mine   It would take a    Train wreck to stop me   I'm dying, babe, I'm dying   And why, oh why, did it have to be me?   Don't play with my heart, it's too fragile and week   And stranger, stranger, you're wearing me down   Paint a picture of love without bounds   A picture of us in the clouds   And I tried to be funny, charming, clever, and smart   I just want you to love me but I'm falling apart   It's harder and harder each day that goes by   I feel farther and farther behind   Farther and farther behind      Look at that bastard, he's stealing my girl   I can't live with the pressures of no love in return   If you want me to go, just tell me to go   And I'm gone, I am gone, stranger, it sure has been fun      And they say that the people are crying for blood   Let my enemies fight it out   And they say that this girl's not looking for love   Well, I think I can figure out