Its just a crush, a terrible fixation you'll end up overrun   I admire your effort its brave, but I'm crazier then crazy, I've stared at the sun   It's all a mistake someone mixed up our names, and I was shot in little Johny's place   Somewhere there's a quiver missing an arrow, and a myth laughing in my face      [chorus]   So hold me now. I couldn't wait it out   If there's one thing I'm good for I'm good for nothing   So put me down. That's what I'm all about   If you want me to stay its gotta' be all or nothing   It's getting weirder, it's getting weirder she put me down   Fear her I've come to fear her, I'll shut her out   Better its any better   Never I swore Id never!   Put me under that microscope doctor   I want to see my brains   It's a party it's a celebration   The whole hospital was saved   Give me that scalpel you doctor assassins   Let them die on their own   And patch them up with a colorful band aid   To make them feel at home      Don't you see what you're doing is cruel,    I told you I don't know how to have a friend   Give me a call when you graduate school,    We'll talk to forever and back again   How do you kiss the most beautiful girl in the world, without getting maced   Winning her over is next to impossible its a never ending chase      [Chorus]      Four score and seven years ago,   was my very fist case of a broken heart   Continuing traditions that my childhood made,    I'm sticking with my story of a tragic start   Harnessing the echoes of a troubled past, I'm sleeping in the local saloon   Stealing his girlfriend then kicking his trash, I'm avenging rocky raccoon!