14 years said the judge   And give my love to Wormwood Scrubs   Leave it out you're taking the piss   I wrote all that on cannabis      Sorry son you're going to jail   And don't even think about getting bail   I said leave it out you're taking the piss   I wrote all that on cannabis      Yeah they nicked me cos they were able   To see what I'd written on the table   I never rob from the poor   I only rob securicor      The Group 4 man said he had a plan   Here's the keys now give us the grand   I said leave it you're taking the piss   But can you get me any cannabis?      Yeah they nicked me cos they were able   To see what I'd written on the table   I never rob from the poor   I only rob securicor      14 years they were having a laugh   And now they've got a photograph   14 years they were taking the piss   But we all know what I really miss      Yeah they nicked me cos they were able   To see what I'd written on the table   I never rob from the poor   I only rob securicor