Tell me about it.   Ooh!       Men...   Have you ever tried to figure 'em out?   Huh, me too, but I ain't got no clue   How 'bout you?       Men are like shoes   A bit too confused   Yeah, there's so many of 'em   I don't know which ones to choose   (yeah, yeah, yeah)   Ah, sing it to me   If you agree   (yeah, yeah, yeah)         There's the kind made for runnin'   The sneakers and the low down heels   The kind that will keep you on your toes   And every girl knows how that feels   (yeah, yeah, yeah)   Ouch, ah sing it with me   (yeah, yeah, yeah)       [Chorus]   You've got your kickers and your ropers   Your everyday loafers, and some that you can never find   You've got your slippers and your zippers   Your grabbers and your grippers   Man, don't ya hate that kind?   Some you wear in, some you wear out   Some you wanna leave behind   Sometimes you hate 'em   And sometimes you love 'em   I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em   But a girl can never have too many of 'em       It's amazing what a little polish will do...   Men are like shoes.       Some make you feel ten feet tall (tall)   Some make you feel so small (so small)   Some you want to leave out in the hall (out in the hall)   Or make you feel like kicking the wall (like kicking the wall)   (yeah, yeah, yeah)       Ah, sing it with me, girls   Ooh! (yeah, yeah, yeah)   Mmm...       [Repeat Chorus]       Some can polish up pretty good...   Ah, men are like shoes.       [Instrumental]       It's amazing what a little polish will do   Some clean up good, just like new   Some you can't afford, some are real cheap   Some are good for bummin' around on the beach   (You've got your kickers and your ropers)   (Your everyday loafers)   Yeah some that you can never find   (You've got your slippers and your zippers)   (Your grabbers and your grippers)   And man, don't ya hate that kind?       [Repeat Chorus}       I ain't got time for the flip-flop kind...   Men are like shoes!