Today, I promise I'll never love you again   I swear I'll care as little as I can   'Cause I've become accustomed    To wearin' nothin' but pink nail   Polish on my left hand   So many valuable lessons I learned from you   Like forgiveness and breakin' hearts too   Now that you're a goner, In your honor   A moment of silence is the least I can do      (chorus)   Cut the lines, blow up a few bridges   Trim the fat, trim the grass, clean out the fridge   Then sweep up the mess, put on my    Sunday best   And burn down the house   Burn down the house   Toss an EZ strike to this difficult life   And burrrrrrrrrn - yeah      I never did like your fantasy football friends   I'll never have to watch "Caddyshack" again   I finally started cookin' and if you're lookin'   I'm walkin' my new dog in front of my new house   Gotta new job and the money's come in   Seein' me a new man and the world in a new light   Nothin's quite as right as a girl on the mend       (chorus)   Cut the lines, blow up a few bridges   Trim the fat, trim the grass, clean out th fridge   Then sweep up the mess, put on my   Sunday best   And burn down the house   Burn down the house   Toss and EZ strike to this difficult life   And burn - yeah      Tearin' down old walls   Puttin' up new ones   Have a little fun, it's a wreckin' ball night   Gotta little itchin'   To get down in the kitchen   With my tall drink of water   And some dynamite      (repeat chorus)      Burn, burn baby, burn   A burn it up   Yeah, yeah   Gonna burn, burn   We're gonna burn, burn