(Ooooo, ooooo)   I'm gonna tell you something you don't wanna hear   You never listen when I talk   Maybe you'll listen when I walk   So I made my mind up and made a sandwich   And I didn't shed a tear   I gave you one last minute of my time   In this mess I left behind   When you come home tonight   And turn on the light   Don't you be surprised to find       Chorus 1   My little good-byes   Empty hangers by the closet door   Lipstick tube on the bathroom floor   My little good-byes   Unpaid bills by the kitchen phone   I took the Beatles left Billy Joel   Little good-byes, little good-byes       I'm sure you're sure I'll be back in just an hour or two   You'll tape a Hallmark to my door   They always said it better than you   And if you're wondering when you're gonna hear from me   Well, take a real good look around boy   And it won't be hard to see   When you come home tonight   And turn on the light   Don't you be surprised to find       Chorus 2   My little good-byes   Took your favorite Dodgers hat   Left the litter but I took the cat   My little good-byes   Loaded up the TV in the back of my car   Have fun watching the VCR   Little good-byes, Oh baby, little good-byes       Bridge   So, cry to your mamma   And your sympathetic friends and tell 'em   And tell them how the story ends       Chorus 3   My little good-byes   Took the hourglass, left the sand   Now you've got time on your hands   My little good-byes   Took the statue from Japan   Funny little Buddha man       Chorus 4   My little good-byes   Change my voice on the machine   Or there'll be little good-byes with every ring   My little good-byes   Left the pictures took the frame   I've got the umbrella, here comes the rain   Yeah, yeah, yeah   Little good-byes   Hey, hey - yeah, yeah, yeah   Hey, hey - yeah, yeah, yeah   Little good-byes