Now for my first impersonation friends,   I would like to do for you   A simple lovin' family man   With a simple attitude   See him loved by friends and neighbors,   See the self-respect he gains   See him warm, see him tender...watch him change      Now for my next impersonation,   I'd like to do a restless man   Who now holds wine and night-life   In his inexperienced hands   See him jugglin' all the pieces,   As he tries to grab 'em all   See him tempted, see him falter...watch him fall      But stick around friends cause the best is yet to come   When ya see my impression of a man who's a steady cryin, nail chewin'...chain smokin' bum   Well friends I see you have seen enough...and you're ready to go   So let me hear one rousin' cheer as I...close my show   With a portrait of a wasted fool, who let his world slip by   See him crawl, see him crumble...hear him cry      And for my last impersonation...watch him die