Well, I've told you someday I'd have a lotta money,   And you would see me grinnin' from ear to ear.   Look in my pocket.   This ain't gabbage that I'm foldin', baby.   Oh, oh... someday's here.      And I told you someday    I'll come driving up your driveway   In a Cadillac that stretched across from here to here   Look out your window.   This ain't no Mack truck I'm drivin'.   Oh... someday's here.      Yeah, you should have stuck with me    Just a little bit longer, baby   When I was ragged and thin.   You should have stuck with me    Till I got a little bit stronger, baby.   But you wanted the battle.   Now you're up the creek without a paddle.      Say, I told you someday I'd have so many women   That if I try to count 'em it would take a year.   Look in the back seat.   This ain't no football team I'm drivin' with.   Ahhhh... someday's here.      [Harmonica]      You should have stuck with me.   Say, I told you someday you come crawlin' to me   Beggin', pleadin', scratchin', cryin' crocodile tears.   Look at my feet.   Is that my dog Rover?   No, it's you.   Ahhhh... someday's here.   Hmmmm... someday's here.