Row, row, row your boat   Gently down the stream   Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily   Life is but a dream      Oh, row, row, row your boat   Through the toxic waste   Merrily, merrily, merrily with   A smile upon your face      Oh, row, row, row your boat   Gently down the stream   Overlook the chemicals   That turn the water green      Oh, row, row, row your boat   Through the oil spill   Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily   Isn't it a thrill?      Oh, row, row, row your boat   Gently through the slime   Overlook the little fish   A floatin' up and dyin'      We're paddling, paddling, paddling, paddling   Merrily through the oil   And the old rubber tires and the sharp rusty wires   And the beer cans and cake pans   Condoms and spray cans   Styrofoam cups and aluminum foil      We just row, row, row our boat   Gently through the muck   Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody,   Nobody gives a damn      Oh, row, row, row your boat   Gently down the stream   Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily   Life is but a dream