All you spacemen gather round   This is what we done found   Barracuda with their brides   All barking mad and hogtied   Levitation, silent prayer   The stick people and the dancing bears   Hack their heads off, crawl inside   All you see is idiotic pride   Six times underneath the knife   All the naked apes and pond life      I said the bitch, the pig, their lawyers and me   All work together and we're gonna be free   I said to Jesus, One more time   Do that stuff you do with the water and the wine   Hot jelly, fresh lime   Data stream and sex crime   With the blackened teeth and the stick sound   The crepuscular run-around   I had my share of trouble and strife   And all those naked apes and pond life      Monkey see the monkey, monkey make his move   Monkey do the damage that the monkey gonna do   Monkey desecration, monkey making tools   Stick it to the monkey, break the monkey balls      Monkey see the monkey, monkey make his move   Monkey do the damage that the monkey gonna do   Monkey desecration, monkey making tools   Stick it to the monkey, break the monkey balls      Flesh landslide, bones and hearts   Head lice and sex parts   Chicken salad running around   Spilling their jizz on the consecrated ground   God's cadaver lying there   Check its pulse and comb its hair   Plug its asshole, dislocate the spine   Scrape it all off and tell me what you find   Ape rabies, the chimp wife   All the naked apes and pond life      Naked apes and pond life   Naked apes and pond life