Remember that night it rained real hard   And we both agreed you shouldn't drive   You walked by me in the nude   You turned red and laughed and that broke my heart      Collect call from Cadillac, Michigan   Ok, here we go      What about that cat you had, Ronny? Veronica? Whatever    You should've let me name him Charlton   Donald got a girl from Newark pregnant, what a shock   And I never wanted you more than right now      They love to bowl in, Cadillac,Michigan   Ok, here we go      No wait, don't hang up   Have I been talking to much   I had to fade away to nearly nothing   All to find you      A black woman flashed me in the parking lot of a Red Roof Inn   I'm in nothing but a towel on the balcony      Gray would be the color of a rainbow here   Nothing on TV but Roger Moore   A marine checked out of the room above me   And I never wanted you more than right now      Whoever heard of Cadillac, Michigan   Ok, here we go      No wait, don't hang up   Have I been talking to much   I had to fade away to nearly nothing   All to find you