Turning to Eva, hello good morning   Turning to Eva, hello good morning   Now I am a happy man   she moved her mouth and waved her hand      Turning to Eva, hello good morning   Turning to Eva, hello good morning   An ivory tower or a blue chiffon   well, I know where she's coming from      Turning to Eva   I'm turning to Eva   I'm turning to Eva (Her crooked teeth remind me of Cher)   I'm turning to Eva (a crocodile barrette in her hair)      Will her boyfriend call tonight?   Will her mom give her a ride?      Turning to Eva   I'm turning to Eva   I'm turning to Eva (A T-shirt of poor Sharon Tate)   I'm turning to Eva (a G.I. Joe book bag she made)      Now I am a happy man   she moved her mouth and waved her hand   Turning to Eva, hello good morning   Turning to Eva, hello good morning   I'm Turning to Eva, hello good morning   I'm Turning to Eva