(Shel Silverstein)      (Is everybody feelin' silly now? Yeah, I feel silly, yes.)      Well, I'm gonna teach you a ricky tic song   It's kinda silly and it ain't too long   But you can't go wrong singin' a ricky ticky song   You just go ricky ticky, ticky, tacky, ticky, ticky   Ricky ticky ticky tacky ticky tacky ticky   No you can't go wrong singin' a ricky tic song.      Now I'm gonna teach you a scooby, dooby song   Sorta silly and it ain't too long   But you can't go wrong singin' a scooby dooby song   You just go scooby, dooby, dooby, ooby, dooby, ooby, dooby   Scooby, dooby, dooby, dooby, ooby, dooby, dooby   No you can't go wrong singin' a scooby, dooby song.      --- Instrumental ---      Now I'm gonna teach you a tagga, wagga song   Equally as silly and equally as long   But you can't go wrong singin' a yagga, wagga song   You just go yagga, wagga, yagga, wagga, wagga, wagga, wagga   Yagga, wagga, wagga, wagga, wagga, wagga, wagga, wagga   No you can't go wrong singin' a yagga, wagga song.      No you can't go wrong with ricky, ticky, yagga, wagga   Scoodby, dooby, zinga, zanga, dobble, wobble, mobble, woogle   Zao, zao, ricky, ticky, ticky, ticky, ticky song...