(Tim Wilson/Dean Daugherty)    Timothy Wilson Music (BMI)/Admin. by Copyright International/Lowery Music (BMI)       Tim Wilson lyrics       Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete    He was a big strong boy that was quick on his feet   And every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line   Oh when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door   They didn't want to talk to young Rick no more   When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign      She was a real bold woman raised on a farm    Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm   She was meaner than hell and ran the 40 in 4.3   She could squat 600 bench press 5   The hands down meanest homemaker alive   Got a scholarship playing linebacker in the SEC      Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna play football   Her real name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too Tall"   She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide   Going to college on a full ride   Doris Tidwell's gonna play in the NC-double-A      She'd wash all her team mates uniforms   Tucked everybody in in the football dorms   Cooked the game meal, said the Lord's prayer   You're missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare   Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays   The only one tough enough to go both ways   Yeah...a mouth full of mud, scoured up knees   Cussing out the coaches spittin' on referees      Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play football   Her real name's Doris    But they're gonna call her "Too Tall"   They say she's a fine young man but she's really not   Ricky's mama was the master of the cheap shot   And on the triple option play she could ruin your day      She led the team in tackles and the league in sacks   Responsible for killing nine running backs   But the school's reputation was destroyed   They accused Ricky's mama of steroids      Ricky Tidwell's mama's on probation   Now the college is under their eighth investigation   They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone   She'd been takin' male hormones      Doris Tidwell's gonna be hell   In the NFL      I got a flagrant personal foul #52 illegal use of a clothesline       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~       CTJ lyrics       Uh Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete   He was a big strong boy that was quick on his feet   And every college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their line   And when the scouts came knocking on Ricky's door   They didn't want to talk to young Rick no more   When they saw his mama she's the one they wanted to sign      She was a real bold woman raised on a farm    Had Bear Bryant tattooed on her forearm   She was meaner than heck ran the 40 in 4.3   Well she could squat 600 bench press 5   The hands down meanest homemaker alive   Got a scholarship playing linebacker in the SEC      Ricky Tidwell's mama is gonna play football   Her real name's Doris but they're gonna call her "Too Tall"   She's got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide   Going to college on a full ride   Mrs. Tidwell's wouldn't play in the NC-double-A      She would wash all her team mates uniforms   Tucked everybody in in the football dorms   Cooked the game meal, say the Lord's prayer   You're missing a jockstrap? She's got a spare   Crawled in the huddle, and called all the plays   The only one tough enough to go both ways   Yeah...Her mouth full of mud, scoured up knees   Cussing out the coaches and the referees      Ricky Tidwell's mama's gonna play football   Her real name's Doris    Everybody calls her "Too Tall"   They say she's a fine young man but she's really not   She's the master of the cheap shot   And on the triple option play she'd ruin your day      She led the team in tackles and the league in sacks   Responsible for killing nine running backs   But the school's reputation was destroyed   They accused Ricky's mama of steroids      (I thought that woman was awful stout)      Ricky Tidwell's mama's on probation   Well the college has started an investigation   Yeah    They wouldn't leave poor Ricky Tidwell's mama alone   Said she'd been takin' male hormones      Mrs. Tidwell's gonna do well   In the NFL      (repeat to fade): Ricky Tidwell's mama    15 yard penalty: illegal use of a clothesline    Can I have your autograph ma'am...or is that sir???