(Shel Silverstein)      Did you hear about Stacy Brown (no we didn't but we'd like to)   He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to)   He got looks he got class do anything to get a little lass   Everybody shouts at him as he walks his girlies past.      They say everybody got one (everybody got one)   Everybody got one (everybody got one)   Everybody got one (everybody got one)   Stacy Brown got two.      Do you know the reason for his success (no we don't so tell us)   They say that he was double blessed (not like those fellas)   They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed   That's why his girl friends they all wake up smilin' every morn.      Singin' everybody got one (everybody got one)   Everybody got one (everybody got one)   Everybody got one (everybody got one)   Stacy Brown got two.      Why they're climbin' up the wall (just to get to Stacy)   Young ones run and the old ones crawl (he drives us crazy)   He got two and that's a fact but no one knows where the other one's at   On his elbow on his knee or underneath his hat.      Ooh, everybody got one (everybody got one)   Everybody got one (everybody got one)   Everybody got one (everybody got one)   Stacy Brown got two.      He got two, yes it's true   Oh, neighbors talkin'   My girl friend she's jealous...