Don't you look at me that way    The way you did on my brithday    Our notes held together with a rubber band   I still have that locket full of sand    But those days, those days are in the past      I wanted to be your last.      Kisses and hugs and ladybugs   These are the ways we showed our love   But that was before the denny’s waitress   Whose ring I found underneath our rug   So now you’ve caused the seams of my heart   To rip      At least now I understand why   You left such a big tip      From this moment on    Let’s agree we are strangers   I won’t love you, you won’t love me   Even if you see me on the street   Promise you’ll pretend    That I didn’t make you so happy      Postcards pictures dog-eared books   This is the way my apartment looks   Your things are marked with a little tag   On which I’ve written douche-bag   Make sure your goodbye kiss isn’t lingering      And just so you know    I’m keeping the ring   And if you’re still listening   Please know I will miss everything