They married young she became a widow   And for all of her bingo friends- ditto   She succumbed to ordinary jive   And was miserable   Tired of waiting for her ship and captain   Too afraid that the prior would happen   Fell in love with an ordinary guy   Who was dressed in drag      Your love's better than aliens tonight   (Repeat)   Your love's better than anything that I like   Alot      How can you bury your head so deep    In the bed (and pillowcase)   Girl, there's no oxygen   Shortly after, the waves came crashing in   She moved on to find bigger fish to swim with   In the lonely, lonely November night   She was abducted on sight   Based on her principles   Your love's better than aliens tonight   (Repeat)   Your love's better than everything that I like