Maxine, drama queen   Prettiest thing in life that I've seen   Gonna go down in history   When I take her our of her misery   Liesel from Laos   Likes to vacation in her house   Moved from Barbatos to the country   Won't pay tax until she's 83      The Girls - They're the one's making us Breakfast      Pam C's a quick stitch   Sharp as a tack yet slick as witch   I know where her mind's at   She'll take all I own and then smile right back   Kristen's a Christian   Telling all her friends she's a lesbian   Gonna make a speech to the President   Ask him why he's so negligent      (Chorus)      Dee wants to sing R&B   Make a million dollar video for B.E.T.   Do a remixed version for MTV   Get shot and come back to lie in 5 movies   Ms. Cry teaches English   To high school delinquents   Feels like somethings still missing   Wants to get it on with Kristen      (Chorus)