California Sucks   California sucks it's worse than old New York   Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks   Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees   Rockstars,assholes,sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze      California sucks!      California sucks the people there are fake   They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make   California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills   No - I've never been there and you can bet I never will      California sucks - Just look who you've produced   Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools   West coast sun-tanned morons - You don't know how to think   I can't wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink