What will it take to make you happy   what will it take to stop your whining   what will it take to make you amscray   what will it take to stop your crying   I know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed down   so if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me   crying crying in my beer   I got a feeling you've been damaged   I think you've got way too much time on your hands   I throw away your stupid little letter   like Margie Whipple you don't get it   if you were a TV show baby you would've been cancelled   do to declining viewership recycled plots and bad acting   crying in my beer   it's pointless to wonder what life would be like with you and me   cause me minus you equals one less little parasite less   I'm crying in my beer