He's not respected but feared    Like a lady with a beard    It's been said he's as handsome as a bruise    He's the maggot in your bowl and a shovel full of coal    The threat of the 6 fingered man    About as welcome as cramps    He's a primate wearing pants    Birds gotta fly Fish gotta fry    Lurid, Turgid, Daft, and svelte    He's the bugs that crawl beneath your quilt    Mystery built the 6 fingered man    Don't believe it, don't receive it       Don't believe each and every whisper    Don't embrace it don't you taste it    Try to erase it    The house that burns on Christmas eve    The fist that dwells beneath the sleeve    The sucker punch    The nose that bleeds    The seeds that feed incessant weeds    He's the appendix that burst    And the driver of the hearse    And it seems he's something less than kind    No one can resist the very thing that non-exists    The tricks of the 6 fingered man