I met her at a show, strange as it seems   She struck me as a walking dichotomy   Strength of ten musclemen but more bravery   Going on, to beyond      Betty Broadbent she's a star   As courageous and built   Just like a race car   Man made mermaid in a jar   Unassuming and bizarre      Subversive super model, the girl next door   Inscriptions and encryptions is what she wore   With Betty there was so much more   To explore, can't ignore      Betty Broadbent she's a star   decorated and built   Just like a race car   Man made mermaid in a jar   Unassuming and bizarre       She took the world by storm it's fair to say   Monstrous beauty queen who ran away   Discreetly circus freaky   Qu'est que c'est      Betty Broadbent she's a star   As courageous and built   Just like a race car   Man made mermaid in a jar   Unassuming and bizarre