once upon a lonely time there was a girl who committed the perfect crime    it was the same old dance same old song it was the same old ending when    she's gone    it's girls like you that break my heart    and it's girls like you that make me start    to wonder why i'm not just gay    just tell me something, just tell me something    to put an end to my dillemna now    who's the one that's strong enough? who's the one that's strong enough    to rid the world of all the girls like you, like you, oh yeah