Alex is a member of my record label, teenager though he is   He joined the Ever Reviled Records collective and the indie music biz   Well his parents didn't like such turns of events so they called up a couple of thugs   To send him back to Utah, lock him up and pump him full of drugs   They say he's got problems with authority, yeah, this is what they claim   And their psychiatric analysis has even got a name      Oppositional Defiant Disorder   I think I got it, too   Oppositional Defiant Disorder   He's sick and so are you      If you think George Bush is a moron and Tony Blair's a liar   If you fantasize about setting your local Wal-Mart on fire   If you don't like Tom Brokaw and you think he's full of it   And you feel that a Rush Limbaugh punching bag might be kinda fun to hit   If bombing other countries makes you feel appalled   You have got a problem and this is what it's called      Oppositional Defiant Disorder   I think I got it, too   Oppositional Defiant Disorder   He's sick and so are you      If you think school is boring and your teacher is a fool   If you don't like your congressman and you called him a corporate tool   If you were not standing to sing Save the Queen   If you turned down hamburgers and ate rice and beans   We've got a diagnosis, no matter whether you agree   Just do what the doctors tell you and thank God for psychiatry      Oppositional Defiant Disorder   I think I got it, too   Oppositional Defiant Disorder   He's sick and so are you