I see your perfect body and your face    You think you're the perfect human race    But you are nothing than a fool who is just acting cool    You plastic-surgery-face!       Beautiful is what you wanna be    But that's not what you look like to me    You're pretty on the outside but ugly on the inside    A worse copy of Bruce Lee       (CHORUS)    Sun, Sex and Sea    Beach of fake, the place to be       You muscles, they make you a man    But you can't even count up to ten    On the beach you can show what I already know    I call you anabolic-steroid-man       Parade on the beach in the sun    Show your tits to those who have none    You may think you're hot but I think you're not    Stupid Pamela Anderson       If titty's what people call pretty    Many people must feel shitty    No one is perfect that's the defect    Feel pretty the way you are       The billboards in the streets tell me    The way I have to be    That's not the truth and that's the clue    It's not real you see