[Maurice:] Help! Someone help me!   [Tavern keeper:] Maurice?   [Maurice:] Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her - he's   got her locked in the dungeon!   [LeFou:] Who?   [Maurice:] Belle. We must go. N-not a minute to lose!   [Gaston:] Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a   dungeon?   [Maurice:] A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!   [Patron I:] Is it a big beast?   [Maurice:] Huge!   [Patron II:] With a long, ugly snout?   [Maurice:] Hideously ugly!   [Drinker III:] And sharp, cruel fangs?   [Maurice:] Yes! Yes! Will you help me?   [Gaston:] All right, old man. We'll help you out.   [Maurice:] You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!   [Tavern keeper:] Crazy old Maurice.   [Patron I:] He's always good for a laugh.   [Gaston:] Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?   Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm.      LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking   [Lefou:] A dangerous pastime   [Gaston:] I know   But that whacky old coot is Belle's father   And his sanity's only "so-so"   Now the wheels in my head have been turning   Since I looked at that loony, old man   See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle   And right now I'm evolving a plan      If I . . . {whisper}   [LeFou:] Yes?   [Gaston:] Then we . . . {whisper}   [LeFou:] No! Would she . . .   [Gaston:] {whisper} Guess!   [LeFou:] Now I get it!   [Both:] Let's go!      No one plots like Gaston   [Gaston:] Takes cheap shots like Gaston   [LeFou:] Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston   [Chorus:] So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating   My what a guy!   Gaston