I'll bet you met a grizzled Greg   I'll bet you took him by the leg   And brother Tommy stood in line   When time in Memphis made him patient   His guitar case was like a basement storing girlfriends' grief   Now he and Greg are in the classroom   They got to bend you in the bathroom      Now Tommy's moving down the line   The L.A. weather suits him fine   Your mild disaster cost a dime   And call attention to the romance   With highlights and a slow dance on a land mine   And with the swan song you're well-read   You're making love with the newly dead