Beep, Beep, Beep   Honk, Honk, Honk   Get out the f***ing way   We got a load of…      (Spoken)   Assorted women trouser socks   In all colours, even smoked grey      Well…   Honk, Honk, Honk   Beep, Beep, Beep   Doing coke so we get no sleep   Greg is drunk   Mark is high   Time to do another line   (Sniff) Wooooo      Two chocolate chips is on our ass   They’re just monkeys with helmet hats   Their big ole lips can’t stop our load   We’re Mark and Greg on the Open Road      Beep, Beep, Beep   Honk, Honk, Honk   Get out the f***ing way   We got a load of…      (Spoken)   Fresh frozen tilapia with mango salsa   Frozen at sea for top freshness      Well…   Honk, Honk, Honk   Beep, Beep, Beep   Doing coke so we get no sleep   Greg is drunk   Mark is high   Time to do another line   (Sniff) Wooooo      I’m getting horny Mark. What do I do?   Pull down your pants, I’ll service you   We’re on the road so it ain’t gay   (Muffling)      Beep, Beep, Beep   Honk, Honk, Honk   Get out the f***ing way   We got a load of…      (Spoken)   Oven Mitts   In the shape of a fat Italian chef   (Giggling)      Well…   Honk, Honk, Honk   Beep, Beep, Beep   Doing coke so we get no sleep   Greg is drunk   Mark is high   Time to do another line   (Sniff) Wooooo      We’re drunk and high, now what is next   Let’s both take 16 hits of X   I’m feelin’ good, lets make up time   I can’t stop my teeth from grinding      Beep, Beep, Beep   Honk, Honk, Honk   Get out the f***ing way   We got a load of…      (Spoken)   Mickey’s little powdered donuts   Delicious and bitesize      Well…   Honk, Honk, Honk   Beep, Beep, Beep   Doing coke so we get no sleep   Greg is drunk   Mark is high   Time to do another line   (Sniff) Wooooo      Mark, my friend, it’s time for sleep   Let’s find a spick hoer to beat our meat   Hey senoritta you’re quite a hottie   We need a place to dump the body      Beep, Beep, Beep   Honk, Honk, Honk   Get out the f***ing way   We got a load of…      (Spoken)   Sexy Savannah phone cards   Scratch and sniff      Well…   Honk, Honk, Honk   Beep, Beep, Beep   Doing coke so we get no sleep   Greg is drunk   Mark is high   Time to do another line   (Sniff) Wooooo