La... l, la la la   Lo li la, t, tra la la   (Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn)      Pass me the turkey and the gator tail   Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell   It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state   Dallas just fumble that forward pass   Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass   It and happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face   It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state      Who's that knocking on our front door   Daddy's cussed out that lady next door   ''cause she parked her cadilac in our damn front yard   How you feelin' grandpa   Honey, I'm tired   Where'd they operate on you this time grandpa?   They operated on my ass now pass the coleslaw   Daddy how's your butt?   Well, honey it's just fine (hiccup)      Pass me the turkey and the gator tail   Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell   It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state   Dallas just fumble that forward pass   Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass   It's a happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face   It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state      Mama burned the stuffing, man, it stank   Daddy went to fill up the propane tank   Uncle Randy didn't show up again   Probably out with his black girlfriend   Last year daddy had us in her home   Then she ran off with our damn neck bone   Daddy how's your butt   Well, honey it's almost done, damn      So, pass the Jack Daniels and a glass of ice   Daddy's gonna get tore back tonight   It's another thanksgiving from the sunshine state   Pass the inter section that referee sucks   Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my butt   It's another thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face   It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state      (Shutup! Turn up the damn game! Sit down!)      Happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state