Russ and Jimmy   You’re balding and you stutter   That hurts my feelings   Your teeth look like broken tiles   That hurts my feelings   I’m glad you’re out of the family      Jimmy and Russ   You’re a hairless baby   That hurts my feelings   You wear a William Shatner wig   That hurts my feelings   Super slow’s your IQ   I’m gonna beat you up   Okay, point well taking      Russ, Jimmy and Savannah   You think you’re such a black girl   That hurts my feelings   Girl, you know you’re hungry   That hurts my feelings      Russ, Jimmy and Jeff   You’re a human version of Mr. Magoo   That hurts my feelings   You wish you had a gerb patch   That hurts my feelings      Russ, Jimmy and Bubba   You’re a goddamn liar   That hurts my feelings      Jimmy   I can’t do it dude   BUBBA IS NO LONGER MY ENEMY      Bubba   That hurts…