I saw her standing there   With the light shining brightly in her hair   And her sweater was tight and   I could see she had boobies up under there   Then I was introdo-o-o-oced   All I could say was “Ahu-hu-hu-hu”   Then I turned and I run all the way home   And texted Savannah      I can bench press 600 pounds   And still I’m so shy   I have trouble talking to chicko’s   But I don’t know why   I got her number, I won’t lose it   And I got her permission to use it   Then I sweated and sweated and   Picked up the hummer boat phone      I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   I did it, I did it   I called her up on the phone   I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   I did it, I did, it   I’ll never again be alone      We talked for an hour about hummers   Slow burning trees   I really liked her and   I think that she really liked me   My heart was beginning to float   She said she would ride on my boat   I got so exited I just had to call   My friend, Dirty Jim      Hey Jimmy, I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   I did it, I did it   I really talked to a girl   I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   I did it, I did it   Ahu-hu-hu-hu   At work place is the best place   To meet the best girls in the world