Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus   You little fat faced queer   I’ve been meaning to whoop your ass   I think I’ll do it this year   You ain’t brought my kids no toys   That is the big old story   I’ll have to buy them all myself   And you’ll get the goddamn glory   Soooo…      Watch out Santa Claus, watch out Santa Claus   Don’t land on my house   If you do, I swear to God   I’ll let my pit bull out   She is nursing four damn puppies   And when I say attack   She’ll climb up the damn chimney and   She’ll bite you on your sack   Soooo…      Bite me Santa Claus, Bite me Santa Claus   Don’t come round this year   With that damn old rusty sleigh   And them mangy ass reindeer   Dancer is a but hole   Dancer is a fag   Tell Rudolph I’ll make venison sausage   Outta his frickin’ ass   Soooo…      F U Santa Claus, F U Santa Claus   Lord, hear my prayer   I hope that you get ass raped by   That Coke commercial Polar Bear   You never brought me nothin’   Just a hunk of coal   So if you come by my house   I will shove it up your fat ass hole      And then I’m gonna whoop your ass   Behind the damn North Pole