Lost my job but I still find money    To buy my beer   She comes in everyday from work and   All I here, yeah      Is this and that about   How I'm fat   With no job and we ain't rich   That's why I like drinking with my dog   'coz my dog don't bitch      Coz drinking with a canine   Is like drinking with your best friend   You drink half of your beer   Pour half in his bowl   Then we'll do it all over again   Well he might mess on the carpet   Hell, I'll take that twice   With a big mouth woman all up in my face   Tryin' to tell me how to live my life      On the coutch is where this man   is gonna stay   To see my dog with a 24 pack   That I drink all day, yeah   Dicuss the finer points of   honky-tonk joints and   why we ain't gettin' hitched   That why I like drinking with my dog   Coz my dog don't bitch      Coz drinking with a canine   Is like drinking with your best friend   You drink half of your beer   Pour half in his bowl   Then we'll do it all over again   Well he might mess on the carpet   Hell, I'll take that twice   With a big mouth woman all up in my face   Tryin' to tell me how to live my life      (Instrumental)      My old lady says it's time   for me to choose   Between my dog and her, you know   Someone's got to lose, yeah   She wants a lovin' husband   She's got that wedding itch   But I love that dog and   I never did love that bitch      So now I'm drinkin' with a canine   He's my only friend   Got a bottle of Jack   I just pack him on the back   And we'll do it all over again   Well he might mess on the carpet   Hell, I'll take that twice   With a big mouth woman all up in my face   Tryin' to tell me how to live my life      Yeah, he might mess on the carpet   And hell, I might mess to...   But I'll be damned if i'm gonna let a woman tell me   And my dog just what to do