You can hide behind it   You can subtly pose it   You can wear it out, you like, I know you will   They are taking over   It's on every other   It will tell a story like the ones you read      I will never have one   I will never have one   It would grow and spark some light   It would be an ugly sight, so please   Don't look upon my face   Don't look upon my face      And grow it out until it comes to standing still   Join the crowd of aging beards a'many      They are looking at me   They are looking at me   Through those beady eyes   They're thinking what they will   They will keep them safe and warm   From the cold of other's charm, I warn   Don't look upon that face   Don't look upon that face      And grow it out until you found your inner piece   Join the crowd of aging beards a'many