Hey! Well I heard (.......?)   now you know it's never gonna stop   not in a week, not in a decade   that's what I thought   no, I don't care what you bought   it's hard enough keeping the rent paid   yea-hea-heah!      Hey! Well I heard it's almost twelve o'clock   Now I'm running up and down the block   I'm gonna speak, please pay attention   That's what I found   I'm so sick of waiting for that sound   I put in some time get me a pension   Didn't we meet at the convention?      So I move when I can to stay warm   But I still gotta work on my form   Going rollerskatin' on rattlesnakes   On a battleship in a storm      Cos I move while I can to stay warm   But I still gotta work on my form   Goin' rollerskating on rattlesnakes   On a battleship in a storm      And so i move from the front to the side   I'm gonna take one very last ride   I'm goin rollerskatin' on rattlesnakes    I'm goin rollerskatin' on rattlesnakes    I'm goin rollerskatin' on rattlesnakes    I'm goin rollerskatin' on rattlesnakes    I'm goin rollerskatin' on rattlesnakes    I'm goin rollerskatin' on rattlesnakes