I'm never lonesome   I'm hardly evil   Scary and loathsome   Hardly Knievel   It's just a piss take   Not really who I am      I'm like an umpire   I get paid for playtime   Live like a vampire   Sleep in the daytime   Give me a piss test   Find out who I am      Bring me some candy   Give me a soda   Pour me a brandy   Call the promoter   I get so mad cuz you don't like the Beatles   I'd get into junk but I can't stand the needles      I've been to Paris   I've been to Sweden   Been to Pacoima   I'm goin' to Eden   It's just a piss take   Not really what I am      I love the mirror   But I hate the camera   Laugh at Godzilla,   Gidra, and Gamra   I get so mad cuz you don't like the Beatles   I'd get into junk but I can't stand the needles