Whitney went to town a few days early   Tried to paint it red with Congo Bill   Met a guy named Merle and his girl Shirley   And they lived on a Mansion in the hill   And here you are      Friday night we saw (the Flaming Groovies)   Saw'em Sunday, Monday, Tuesday much the   same   Billy (Sally) put us in the movies   Move to San Francisco in the rain   And here you are      Stacey has adventures with the placemats   Move to Hollywild behind the scenes   Now she's serving men and wearing spacehats   She don't miss those Douglas Evergreens   And here you are      (Marky) is allergic to elastic   But he's not immune to talking trash   Waitress said his eyes were too fantastic   Rather stay at home then get that rash   But here you are