I'm sorry I misplaced your monkey   It was a careless thing to do   but are you aware I spend all my spare time   missing you?   and I know you've been dreaming   of a simian surprise   and all I ever do is think about you    and your lovely eyes      but I love you more than words can say   and words can say a lot   though often they do not      I contemplate you day and night   more beautiful than any star   I'm your mate, you're my mate   and we don't need some primate   to show us what we are, right?      but I still owe you a monkey   and I'll get on it right away   but you may regret it if you ever get it   they're mischievous, so they say      but I love you more than anything   and if that sounds too vague   I'd cut off my left leg for you   and I'd avoid other girls like the plague   if you were here I'd beg you to stay      what more can I say?      Happy Monkeyless Valentines Day